OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
THIS MORNING WE'RE GONNAHAVE A SPECIAL LECTURE
FROM YOUR SCHOOL COUNSELOR,MR. MACKY.
NOW WHO WAS THAT ?
THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR, OKAY ?
I'M SORRY, MR. MACKY, OKAY ?
THAT'S OKAY, JUST DON'TLET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
WE WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN,MR. MACKY, OKAY ?
OKAY, OKAY,THAT'S FINE.
( laughing )
NOW AS YOUR COUNSELOR,
I'M HERE TO TELL YOUABOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
AND WHY THEY'RE BAD, OKAY ?
SO FIRST OF ALL, SMOKING'S BAD.
YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE,AND ALCOHOL IS BAD.
YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK ALCOHOL,
AND AS FOR DRUGS, WELL, DRUGS ARE BAD,
YOU SHOULDN'TDO DRUGS.
OKAY, NOW THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP MY INTRODUCTION.
NOW ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ?
WHY DO DOGS HAVE COLD NOSES ?
UH, WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
LET'S FOCUS OUR DISCUSSIONON MARIJUANA.
AND IT ALSO HAS A VERYDISTINCT SMELL, OKAY ?
I'M GONNA PASS AROUND JUST A LITTLE TINY BIT,
AND I WANT YOU ALLTO TAKE A SMELL
SO YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE ISSMOKING MARIJUANA NEAR YOU.
OKAY, JUST TAKE A SMELL,PASS IT ON,
AND WHEN IT GETSBACK UP TO ME,
WE'LL FINISHTALKING ABOUT IT.
IN THE MEANTIME,
I WANT TO GET INTOALCOHOL, OKAY ?
ALCOHOL IS BAD.
IF YOU DRINK ALCOHOL...
ARE YOU GONNA COMETO IKE'S PARTY THIS WEEKEND ?
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER'SHAVING A PARTY ?
WHY, IS IT HIS BIRTHDAY ?
NO, IT'S HIS BRIS.
WHAT THE HELL'SA BRIS ?
I DON'T KNOW, THERE'SGONNA BE FOOD AND A BAND.
OH, KICK ASS,I WANT TO HAVE A BRIS.
... AND SO, THAT'S WHY ALCOHOL IS BAD.
HAS THAT MARIJUANA MADE ITBACK UP HERE YET ?
NO ? OKAY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LSD.
CHILDREN, LSD IS BAD.
IT'S A DRUG MADE FAMOUS
BY JOHN LENNON AND PAUL McCARTNEY.
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GETYOUR LITTLE BROTHER PRESENTS ?
I'M NOT SURE.
DUDE, YOU BETTERFIND OUT.
BOYS, ARE YOUPAYING ATTENTION ?
SORRY, MR. MACKY, OKAY ?
HAS THAT MARIJUANAMADE IT AROUND YET ?
WHO HAS THE MARIJUANA NOW ?
OKAY, WHOEVER HASTHE MARIJUANA,
JUST PASS IT UP TOTHE FRONT ROW, OKAY ?
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTEDIN YOU, YOUNG MAN.
Drugs Are Bad
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tries marijuana for the first time.x CLOSE
Kyle learns what circumcision actually is.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey is fired for giving marijuana to the classx CLOSE
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.x CLOSE
The boys learn what a bris is. Mr. Mackey gets evicted.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to help his brother escape his parents' evil intents.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.x CLOSE
A dog mauls Kyle's Ike doll, making it appear that Ike has died.x CLOSE