SOMEBODY'S GONNA MAKE LOVETO THIS CHICKEN ANY MINUTE.
MAYBE WE WERE WRONG ABOUT THE CLUE.
YEAH, MAYBEYOU READ IT WRONG.
OH, NO !
( rustling )
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
GRAB HIM !
( sirens )
DAMMIT, CAN'T THIS THINGGO ANY FASTER ?
( gunshot )
OH, MY GOD,THEY'VE KILLED--
I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG,RICHARD NIXON.
I THINK THAT'S A MASK, DUDE.
IT'S THE BOOK MOBILE DRIVER.
CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED.
INDEED YOU DID.
HOW DID YOU KNOWI WOULD STRIKE HERE ?
BY READING "TEETLE THE TIMID TAXIDERMIST".
YOU DID, REALLY ?THEN IT WORKED.
MY WHOLE PLAN WORKEDABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUDE ?
WHEN I HEARD THAT OFFICER BARBRADY COULDN'T READ,
I KNEW I HAD TOMOTIVATE HIM SOMEHOW.
SO I FORMULATED A PLANTO ENCOURAGE HIM
TO LEARN THE MAGIC OF READING.
SO YOU !@#$%A BUNCH OF CHICKENS ?
YES, YES, EXACTLY.
DON'T YOU SEE,ONLY BY !@#$% CHICKENS
COULD I GET OFFICER BARBRADY TO BECOME LITERATE.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE A WHOLELOT OF SENSE, DUDE.
OH, NO ?HE WHO IS BLIND CAN NOW SEE.
I GOT OFFICER BARBRADYTO READ.
MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.
WELL, I GUESSI SHOULD SAY THANKS ?
AND NOW MY READING FRIEND,
YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE READY FOR THE BIG TIME.
I GIVE YOU THIS HARDBACK COPY
OF "ATLAS SHRUGGED"BY AYN RAND.
FREEZE !PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR !
I GOT A REPORTTHE SUSPECT IS IN THIS AREA.
WELL, HE IS.
IT TURNS OUT THE BOOK MOBILE DRIVER
WAS THE ONE MAKING LOVE TO CHICKENS.
AH, HA !
OW, THAT HURTS !
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU UPHOLD THE LAW !
BUT HE IS NOT LISTENINGTO MY AUTHORITY.
OH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
YOU DO IT LIKE THIS.
YOU GOTTA GET THEM IN THE HEAD.
THEY GO DOWN QUICKER.
I GUESS YOU SHOULD LEAVE POLICE WORK
TO THE PROFESSIONALS,HUH, CARTMAN ?
WELL, ANYWAY, I'M RELIEVING YOUOF YOUR DUTIES.
I'VE PROVED THAT I CAN READ,
AND NOW I'M BACK ON THE JOB.
( together )HURRAY !
HEY, SO WHAT AREYOU GONNA DO NOW ?
I THINK I'LL GET IN THE BATHTUB
AND THEN CURL UPWITH A GOOD BOOK.
Officer Barbrady and the boys catch the Chickenfucker red-handed.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady checks out the scene of the Chickenlover's first crime.x CLOSE
The mayor threatens Officer Barbrady's job, so he enlists the boys' help.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady and the boys catch the Chickenfucker red-handed.x CLOSE
The boys check out the Booktastic Busx CLOSE
Officer Barbrady talks to the "Cops" cameras.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady tries to order food from a drive-thru bank teller.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady has a breakdown at a press conference.x CLOSE
With riots on the streets, the mayor orders Officer Barbrady back to schoolx CLOSE
Officer Barbrady tries to read from the board in the boys' class.x CLOSE
The Chickenfucker fucks a chicken.x CLOSE