THIS IS CASE NUMBER 47-G,EVERYONE vs. EVERYONE.
( all yelling )
REPRESENTING THE SIDE OFEVERYONE IS GERALD BROFLOFSKI.
THANK YOU,YOUR HONOR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMENOF THE JURY...
EVERYONE HASCOMMITTED A CRIME HERE,
AND EVERYONE MUSTPAY FOR THAT CRIME.
MY CLIENT, EVERYONE,HAS BEEN HURT BY THIS CRIME
AND MUST BE COMPENSATED.
"ISLAND OF MISFIT MASCOTSCOMMUNE."
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
HELLO THERE, BOYS.
WHOA, WHO ARE YOU ?
I'M WILLY THE DON'T STAREDIRECTLY INTO THE SUN WORM.
NOW YOU BOYS KNOW NOT TO STAREDIRECTLY INTO THE SUN, RIGHT ?
THAT CAN BURN YOUR RETINASAND MAKE YOU BLIND.
THANKS A LOT, DUDE.
OINK, OINK !
BE SURE YOU RUN AROUND WITH SCISSORS,
SAYS OINKY, THE RUN AROUNDWITH SCISSORS PIG !
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSEDTO RUN AROUND WITH SCISSORS.
THAT'S WHY HE'S ONTHE ISLAND OF MISFIT MASCOTS.
HAVE YOU SEENANY PANDA BEARS ?
HEY KIDS, I'M JIMMY THEDON'T HOLD ON TO A LARGE MAGNET
WHILE SOMEONE ELSEUSES A FAN NEARBY, FALCON.
HERE, WATCH !
MPRHHH, AHHHHHH !
OH MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARD !
HEY, THERE HE IS !
♪ WHO LIVES IN THE EAST'NEATH A WILLER TREE ? ♪
♪ SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA
DUDE, ARE WEGLAD TO FIND YOU !
YOU HAVE TO COME BACKTO SOUTH PARK, QUICK !
BECAUSE EVERYONEIS SUING EVERYONE ELSE
AND YOU'RE PRETTYMUCH THE CAUSE OF IT ALL.
SEEMS ALL I DO NOWIS CAUSE TROUBLE...
HELLO KIDS, I'M HOPPY
THE DON'T DO STUFF THAT MIGHTIRRITATE YOUR INNER EAR BADGER.
WELL...I'LL LEAVE NOW.
PLEASE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA,PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOU.
YOU HAVE TO GET THEMTO STOP SUING EACH OTHER.
BUT I'M JUST A PANDA.
NO YOU'RE NOT, DUDE !
YOU'RE A GUY INA PANDA COSTUME !
HEY, I AM AREAL WORM, PAL !
OKAY SORRY... SORRY.
YOU'RE A REAL WORM.
THAT'S COOL, THAT'S COOL.
OKAY, YOU ARE A PANDA.
BUT BEINGSEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA
ISN'T HELPINGANYONE RIGHT NOW.
YOU USED TO USE YOURPANDA POWERS
TO TEACH PEOPLE ABOUT SEXUAL HARASSMENT...
BUT NOW YOU NEED TOTEACH A NEW MESSAGE,
A NEW MESSAGE THAT PEOPLEWILL FIND USEFUL AGAIN.
WHAT MESSAGE ?
THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T SUE EACHOTHER ALL THE TIME.
YOU KNOW... YOU LITTLE CUBSMIGHT JUST BE RIGHT...
The Island of Misfit Mascots
The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.x CLOSE
Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.x CLOSE
The boys visit the School Board to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda.x CLOSE
Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.x CLOSE