OKAY, HOW 'BOUTTHIS ONE, KENNY ?
NO--HOW 'BOUT THIS ?
LET'S SEE,HOW 'BOUT THIS ?
CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND"THE BROWN NOISE".
IT'S THIS ONE PITCH,THIS CERTAIN FREQUENCY
THAT MAKES PEOPLELOSE BOWEL CONTROL.
WHAT'S "LOSEBOWEL CONTROL" ?
THAT'S A SCIENTIFIC TERM FORCRAPPING YOUR PANTS.
OH, BROTHER,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
CARTMAN, THERE ISNOT A SOUND FREQUENCY
THAT MAKES PEOPLECRAP THEIR PANTS.
YES, THERE IS !
THE FRENCH EXPERIMENTEDWITH IT IN WORLD WAR II.
HOW 'BOUTTHIS ONE, KENNY ?
THERE IS NOBROWN NOISE, FAT BOY.
WHEN I FIND IT, I'LL JUSTMAKE YOU CRAP YOURSELF
'TILL YOU LOOK LIKEKAREN CARPENTER.
WHO'S KAREN CARPENTER ?
MR. GARRISON,ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?
MR. GARRISON ISN'THERE RIGHT NOW.
M'KAY, MR. GARRISON,YOU'RE JUST HAVING A HARD TIME
DEALING WITH THE MEMORIESOF YOUR FATHER'S SEXUAL ABUSE
SO YOU SWITCHEDPERSONALITIESTO MR.HAT, M'KAY.
OH, GOOD ONE, SHERLOCK.
YOU FIGURE THAT OUTALL BY YOURSELF ?
M'KAY, I THINK THE BESTTHING FOR MR. GARRISON TO DO
IS GO SEEHIS FATHER.
NO, NO,YOU MORON !
MR. GARRISON CAN'TLET THE MEMORIES IN !
JUST LEAVE US ALONE !
M'KAY, MR. HAT, YOU NEED TO LETME TALK TO MR. GARRISON, M'KAY.
WHY WOULD HE WANNATALK TO A SECOND-RATE,
DOPEY-ASS ELEMENTARY SCHOOLPSYCHOLOGIST ?
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
YOU HEARD ME, JACKASS.
THERE'S MONKEYS THAT MAKEBETTER COUNSELORS THAN YOU.
WHY YOUSON-OF-A-BITCH !
WHOA, MR. MACKIE ANDMR. HAT ARE FIGHTING.
I'M GONNAKICK YOUR ASS, M'KAY.
( cheering )
BE QUIET BACK THERE !!
YOU MAY HAVE WONTHIS TIME, MR. HAT.
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."
Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."x CLOSE
The whole world craps its pants.x CLOSE
The boys have a run-in with the New Yorkers.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.x CLOSE
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabularyx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.x CLOSE
Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison tries to get his dad to molest him.x CLOSE