THIS SATURDAY, POX PRESENTSTHE MUSICAL EVENT OFTHE NEW MILLENNIUM.

YOU ALL REMEMBER PLAYING THERECORDER IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

WELL, THIS SATURDAY,IN OKLAHOMA CITY

OVER 4 MILLIONTHIRD GRADE STUDENTS FROM ALLOVER THE COUNTRY

WILL GATHER IN ONE PLACEAND AT THE SAME TIME

TO PLAY"MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE"

ON THEIR RECORDERS.

IT'S THE LARGEST THIRD GRADERECORDER CONCERT EVER !

SPECIAL GUEST CONDUCTORYOKO ONO.

AND WOODWIND VIRTUOSO KENNY G WILL LEAD THISFANTASTIC EVENT.

THIS SATURDAY AT11:00 EASTERN, 10:00 CENTRAL

THE WORLDWILL BE WATCHING.

OKAY, CHILDREN, WE'VE STILL GOTSOME TIME TO PRACTICE THE SONG

BEFORE WE LOAD UP THE BUSAND HEAD OUT FOR OKLAHOMA.

( groans & sighs )

NOW COME ON, THERE'S GONNA BEOVER 4 MILLION THIRD GRADERS

FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, THERE

AND I WANNA MAKE SURE THATSOUTH PARK IS THE BEST, OKAY ?

RECORDERS UP.

AND-A ONE, AND-A TWOAND-A...

♪ ( cacaphony of playing )

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL♪ ...OF LIBERTY--

♪ ...MY FATHER-- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?

GODAMMIT, I DON'TTHINK YOU CHILDREN

HAVE BEEN WORKING ONYOUR FINGERING !

THAT'S NOT TRUE,MR. GARRISON.

KYLE WAS WORKING ON HISFINGERING WITH HIS MOMALL NIGHT LONG.

SHUT UP, FAT ASS !

NO, SERIOUSLY,KYLE'S MOM SAYS

KYLE'S GETTING REALLY GOODAT FINGERING.

SHUT UP, ERIC.

THERE'S GONNA BE4 MILLION CHILDREN

PLAYING THIS SONGAT THE SAME TIMEON THEIR RECORDERS

AND SO HELP ME GOD,SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY

IS NOT GONNA BETHE ONLY ONES

THAT DON'T KNOW THE SONG.

TRY AGAIN !

RECORDERS UP.

AND-A ONE AND-A TWOAND-A...

( still out of rhythm )

M'KAY, THAT'SSOUNDING GREAT, KIDS.

SURE, IF YOULIKE THE SOUND

OF A PEACOCKGETTING IT'S NECK BROKEN.

M'KAY, KIDS,WE HAVE SOME NEWS.

THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLEFLOOD IN OKLAHOMA, M'KAY.

SO THE 4 MILLIONRECORDER CHILDREN'S EVENT

IS BEING MOVEDTO ARKANSAS.

ARKANSAS ?

WHAT'S ARKANSAS,IS THAT A STATE ?

THE TRIP SHOULDN'TTAKE ANY LONGER,

BUT I'LL HAND OUTTHESE UPDATED CONTACT SHEETS

SO THAT YOUR PARENTS WILLKNOW WHERE YOU ARE, M'KAY.

MR. MACKIE, CAN ITALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ?

M'KAY.

MR. MACKIE, I CAN'TGO TO ARKANSAS.

SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TOFILL IN FOR ME.

WHAT, WE CAN'T FINDANYBODY TO FILL INFOR YOU.

WHY CAN'T YOUGO TO ARKANSAS ?

ARKANSAS ISWHERE I GREW UP.

MY PARENTS LIVE THERE.

MY FATHER...STILL LIVES THERE.

WELL, DON'T YOUWANNA SEE THEM ?

I HAVEN'T SEEN MY FATHERFOR 23 YEARS.

UH, PERHAPS YOU SHOULDSIT DOWN, MR. GARRISON, M'KAY.

MR. GARRISON, I KNOW THIS ISVERY DIFFICULT, M'KAY.

BUT I MUST ASK:

IS THERE A HISTORY OFSEXUAL ABUSE IN YOUR FAMILY ?

SOME, YES.

THERE WAS MY UNCLE, RICHARD,HE, HE MOLESTED ME.

WHEN WAS THAT ?

SATURDAY... LAST--LAST SATURDAY.

HE'S A PARAPLEGIC,BUT HE--

M'KAY, ANDYOUR FATHER ?

HE MOLESTEDWHEN YOU WERE A BOY ?

( sobbing )

MR. GARRISON, I THINKWHEN WE GET TO ARKANSAS

YOU NEED TO SEEYOUR FATHER.

YOU NEED TO FACE THIS DEMONIN YOUR CLOSET, M'KAY.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I'LL GO ON YOUR BASTARD TRIPBUT JUST DON'T LOOK AT ME !

THAT WASPRETTY COOL.

M'KAY.