WAS GOING ONIN THE CLASSROOM ?
NO, I HAD NOFRIGGIN' IDEA.
MR. GARRISON, DO YOUKNOW THE DEFINITIONOF SEXUAL HARASSMENT ?
OF COURSE,AND SO DOES MR. HAT !
WE DO NOT TOLERATESEXUAL HARASSMENT !
YOU ARE THE WITNESS HERE, MR. GARRISON, NOT MR. HAT.
I'M SORRY, TOOTS.
DID YOUOR DID YOU NOT
HEAR MY CLIENTBEING CALLED AN ASS-SUCKER ?
AND YOUDID NOTHING ?
HE IS ALITTLE ASS-SUCKER.
HA HA !HA HA ! HA HA !
MR. GARRISON, I WILL REMIND YOUTHAT WE ARE IN COURT !
OKAY, BABY,I'M SORRY.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, WERE YOUAWARE THAT MY CLIENT WAS BEINGHARASSED AT YOUR SCHOOL ?
WELL, NOT ANY MORETHAN ANY OTHER STUDENT.
OH, SO YOU ADMITTHAT HARASSMENTGOES ON ?!
I DON'T KNOW !
YOU DON'T KNOW ?!
YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL !!
I CAN'T BE AROUNDEVERY SECOND !
SO IT DOES GO ON !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHTI KILLED HIM !
I HIT HIM OVER THE HEADAND I CUT UP THE BODY !
I TRIED TO BURN ITBUT IT WOULDN'T BURN !
OH, THE SMELL OF IT !
I PUT THE LEGSIN GARBAGE BAGS
AND HID THE TORSOUNDER A BRIDGE.
I HAD TO DO IT !
OH GOD !
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, WAS ERICCARTMAN CALLED AN ASS-SUCKER ?
YES OR NO ?
( sniffling )I BELIEVE SO, YES.
( gallery murmuring )
LAST, I'D LIKE TOBRING UP MY EXPERT WITNESS,
SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA.
♪ WHO LIVES IN THE EAST'NEATH A WILLER TREE ? ♪
♪ SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA ! ♪
EXPERT WITNESS,DID SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY
ALLOW SEXUAL HARASSMENTTO GO ON ?
WELL, WHEN ONE LITTLE PANDAASKS ANOTHER LITTLE PANDA
TO PERFORM ORAL SEX...THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
AND WHO IS TO BLAME ?
I'M AFRAID THE LAW STATES
THAT THE SCHOOLMUST BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.
THERE YOU HAVE IT !
STRAIGHT FROMTHE HORSE'S MOUTH !
AFTER CAREFUL REVIEW, IT ISTHE JUDGEMENT OF THIS COURT
THAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY PAYSERIC THEODORE CARTMAN
1.3 MILLION DOLLARSIN DAMAGES.
ALRIGHT,WE DID IT, ERIC !
♪ GET DOWN,GET DOWN AND PARTY... ♪
Cartman vs. Board of Education
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.x CLOSE
Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.x CLOSE
The boys visit the School Board to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda.x CLOSE
Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.x CLOSE