NOW, FOR OURFIRST CLUB ACTIVITY,
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REACHINTO THIS LITTLE DISH
AND PULL OUT A WORD.
WE LOOK AT THE WORD
AND THINK ABOUT WHATTHAT WORD MEANS TO US.
OKAY, TODAY'S WORD IS"SPIRITUALITY".
WHAT THAT MEANSTO ME IS--( thump )
HEY ASSHOLES !
HEY LOOK, IT'STHAT LITTLE BOY
WHO HASN'T GOTTENHIS PERIOD YET.
DO YOU WORRYABOUT THAT !
I'VE STARTEDTAKING HORMONES !
YEAH, THEY MAKE YOUHAVE YOUR PUBERTY QUICKER.
AND I'M JUSTHERE TO TELL YOU,
THAT MY PUBERTY IS GONNA BEBIGGER THAN ANY OF YOU GUYS' !
DUDE, I DON'T THINK 8-YEAR-OLDSARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE HORMONES.
YEAH, YOU SHOULDN'TFORCE YOUR PERIOD, STAN
YOU SHOULD LET IT COME,LIKE THE MORNING DEW.
( voice cracking )SO WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO FOR NEW YEAR'S ?
WELL, WE'RE GOING WITH OURFAMILIES TO LAS VEGAS.
I GUESS THERE'LL BE SOME YOUNGERKIDS THERE, IF YOU WANT TO GO.
ARGH, I'M GONNA GOTAKE SOME MORE HORMONES.
NOW, THE WORD IS"SPIRITUALITY".
I BELIEVE THAT THE GODDESS IN MEIS MY SPRITUALITY--
THE GODDESS LIVESIN ALL OF US--
GODDAMMIT KENNY,SHUT THE HELL UP !
WHOA, DUDE !
MR. AND MS.McCORMICK ?
I'M SORRY, WE COULDN'TSAVE YOUR SON.
OH MY GOD...
MY LITTLEKENNY'S GONE !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
WE JUST DIDN'TGET TO HIM IN TIME.
THERE'S NOTHINGWE COULD DO.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT KILLED HIM,DOCTOR ?
WELL, WE FOUND A TAMPONSTUCK UP YOUR CHILD'S ASS.
APPARENTLY, HE'D HAD ITUP THERE FOR SEVERAL DAYS.
IT PLUGGED HIM UPUNTIL HE FINALLY BURST
FROM THE INSIDE OUTLIKE A RUPTURED SEPTIC TANK.
OH, MY GOD !
MY WORRY IS THAT HECOULD HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING
SOME KIND OFCRAZY NEW FAD.
PERHAPS THE CHILDREN ARE ALLSHOVING TAMPONS UP THEIR ASS
+ GOING DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +ON TV OR SOMETHING.
( sob )
WE MUST GET TOTHE BOTTOM OF THIS !
IF YOU'LLPARDON THE PUN.
BUT RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT TOCATCH PLANE TO LAS VEGAS
TO SEE THE ROD STEWARTMILLENNIUM SHOW.
ROD STEWART'SGONNA BE IN VEGAS ?
TOM, I'M HERELIVE IN LAS VEGAS
Death by Tampon
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE