ALRIGHT, FROMEVERYONE'S ACCOUNTS,
I'VE NARROWED DOWNERIC'S POSSIBLE FATHER
TO THE PEOPLEIN THIS ROOM.
NED, CHIEF RUNNING WATER,GERALD BROVLOFSKI,
MY FRIEND KEVIN,
OR THE 1989DENVER BRONCOS.
I ALWAYS KNEW CARTMAN'S MOMWAS A SLUT, BUT GODDAMN !
THE TEST RESULTSARE IN THIS ENVELOPE.
SHALL IOPEN IT ?
YES, FOR GODSAKEGET ON WITH IT !
( mumbling )
THE FATHER OFERIC CARTMAN IS INDEED
SOMEONEIN THIS ROOM.
THE FATHER IS...
WHO ISERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER ?
IS ITCHIEF RUNNING WATER ?
OR IS IT CHEF ?
IS IT MEPHESTO ?
OR THAT LITTLE MONKEY GUYTHAT FOLLOWS HIM AROUND ?
OR IS ITMR. GARRISON ?
NO, HE'S GAY !
YOU GOTO HELL !
YOU GO TO HELLAND YOU DIE !
IS IT JIMBO ?
OR IS ITOFFICER BARBRADY ?
OR COULD IT BE NED ?
OR MR. BROVLOFSKI ?
DAD, HOWCOULD YOU ?!
OR IS IT THE1991 DENVER BRONCOS ?
THE ANSWER IS COMING ONAN ALL-NEW SOUTH PARK
IN JUST FOUR WEEKS !
WHAT ?SON-OF-A-BITCH !
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE