ALRIGHT, FROMEVERYONE'S ACCOUNTS,
I'VE NARROWED DOWNERIC'S POSSIBLE FATHER
TO THE PEOPLEIN THIS ROOM.
NED, CHIEF RUNNING WATER,GERALD BROVLOFSKI,
MY FRIEND KEVIN,
OR THE 1989DENVER BRONCOS.
I ALWAYS KNEW CARTMAN'S MOMWAS A SLUT, BUT GODDAMN !
THE TEST RESULTSARE IN THIS ENVELOPE.
SHALL IOPEN IT ?
YES, FOR GODSAKEGET ON WITH IT !
( mumbling )
THE FATHER OFERIC CARTMAN IS INDEED
SOMEONEIN THIS ROOM.
THE FATHER IS...
WHO ISERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER ?
IS ITCHIEF RUNNING WATER ?
OR IS IT CHEF ?
IS IT MEPHESTO ?
OR THAT LITTLE MONKEY GUYTHAT FOLLOWS HIM AROUND ?
OR IS ITMR. GARRISON ?
NO, HE'S GAY !
YOU GOTO HELL !
YOU GO TO HELLAND YOU DIE !
IS IT JIMBO ?
OR IS ITOFFICER BARBRADY ?
OR COULD IT BE NED ?
OR MR. BROVLOFSKI ?
DAD, HOWCOULD YOU ?!
OR IS IT THE1991 DENVER BRONCOS ?
THE ANSWER IS COMING ONAN ALL-NEW SOUTH PARK
IN JUST FOUR WEEKS !
WHAT ?SON-OF-A-BITCH !
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE