YO, POPS !
BOY, WHAT THE FUDGEARE YOU DOING ?
JUST LAYING DOWNSOME RHYMES.
GET IN HERE !
WEST SIDE !
TAKE THAT WIG OFF !WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU ?
YOU'REMY DAD, CHEF.
CHIEF RUNNING WATER SAIDYOU GOT TOGETHER WITH MY MOM
AT THE DRUNKENBARN DANCE.
WHAT ?NO !
DID I ?
HE SAID YOU KISSED HERWITH YOUR TONGUE.
WOMEN DON'T GET PREGNANTFROM TONGUE KISSING.
SO YOU'RENOT MY DAD ?
OF COURSE NOT.
HERE, YOUCHILDREN SIT DOWN
AND LET ME EXPLAINSOMETHING TO YOU
ABOUT WHEREBABIES COME FROM.
THEN YOU'LL SEE WHYI CAN'T BE YOUR DAD.
♪ WHEN A MANLOVES A WOMAN ♪
♪ AND A WOMANLOVES A MAN ♪
ACTUALLY SOMETIMES A MANDOESN'TLOVE A WOMAN,
BUT HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESIN ORDER TO GET SOME ACTION.
♪ THE MAGICSTARTS TO HAPPEN ♪
♪ AND THE TWO TAKE OFFTHEIR CLOTHES ♪
♪ AND THEY CARESSAND TOUCH EACH OTHER ♪
♪ UNTIL THE PARTOF THE MAN GROWS ♪
♪ THEY ROLL AROUND
♪ AND NOW THINGSREALLY START GETTING HOT ♪
♪ THE MAN SAYI LOVE YOU ♪
♪ AND THE WOMAN SAYS
"HOLD ON A SECOND,I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM."
♪ SO YOU WAIT AND YOU WAITAND YOU WAIT AND YOU WAIT ♪
♪ AND YOU WAIT AND YOU WAITAND YOU WAIT ♪
♪ YOU WAIT ANDYOU COOLING DOWN ♪
♪ SHE'S STILL GOINGTO THE BATHROOM ♪
♪ FINALLYSHE COMES BACK ♪
♪ AND SHE SAYS,"BABY I'M GETTING HOT" ♪
♪ AND THAT'S WHEN YOU GOTTAPUMP HER FULL OF-- ♪
WHO DID THAT TO MY MOMAT THE DRUNKEN BARN DANCE ?!
OH CHILDREN,THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
BUT I'LL TELL YOUWHAT I REMEMBER.
OH, CHEF,YOU'RE SO STRONG.
HEY EVERYBODY,LOOK WHO'S HERE !
THE AFC CHAMPIONDENVER BRONCOS !
( player )ARE WE LATEFOR THE PARTY ?
( player )+ I'M GOIWHAT THE HELLTO SOUTH PARK +TOWN IS THIS ?
♪ THERE YOU ARE
♪ LIKE ATHROBBING STAR ♪
CHEF,OH, CHEF !
DAMN WOMAN,WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU ?
GARRISON, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
YOU'RE DRUNKMR. HAT !
♪ THERE YOU ARE
I'M OUT OF HERE.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARDOF A "MANAGE OH THREE".
YEAH, WHEN TWOWOMENARE INVOLVED.
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN !
I GUESS IT WILL JUST HAVE TO BEYOU AND ME, MISS CARTMAN.
ANDTHAT'S WHOSHE WAS WITH LAST,
NO, GOD, NO !
Manage Oh Three
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE