I'M GETTING WORD THAT THE CHEFOF THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA
WANTS TOSING A SONG
ABOUT THIS THRILLINGSTRUGGLE OF HUMANITY.
♪ MMM BABY,EVERY TIME THAT WE KISS ♪
♪ HOT LAVA
♪ EVERY TIME WE MAKE LOVETHERE'S LAVA ♪
♪ HOT LAVA
♪ LAVA SO HOTIT MAKES ME SWEAT ♪
♪ LAVA SO WARMAND RED AND WET ♪
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAYABOUT THIS WONDERFUL OUTCOME ?
WE OWE EVERYTHING
TO THIS FRIENDLY
+ GONNA HAVE MYSELFA TIME +
OH, HOW SWEET.
I DID IT,I DID IT !
I FINALLYKILLED SOMETHING.
OH, MY GOD,WHAT HAS HE DONE ?
TURN OFFTHE CAMERAS !
HEY,THAT WAS EASY.
WHY GOD, WHY ?!
DAMNIT STAN, YOU SHOULDN'THAVE DONE THAT !
MAKE UPYOUR MIND.
STAN, SOME THINGSYOU KILL
AND SOME THINGSYOU DON'T, SEE ?
ONLY NOWIN THIS LATE HOUR
DO I SEETHE FOLLY OF GUNS.
I'LL NEVER USEA GUN AGAIN.
( gun goes off )
BUT I JUST WANTED YOUTO BE PROUD OF ME
LIKE YOU WEREWITH KENNY.
BUT KENNY'SDEAD NOW STAN
AND YOU'REALWAYSGONNA BE MY NEPHEW.
AND YOU JUST CAN'TKILLANYTHING.
YOU UNDERSTAND ?
DUDE, I DON'T UNDERSTANDHUNTING AT ALL.
YEAH, IT'S STUPID,LET'S GO WATCH CARTOONS.
YEAH, CARTOONSKICK ASS.
After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.x CLOSE
Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.x CLOSE
After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.x CLOSE
The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.x CLOSE
Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle jimbo and Cartman.x CLOSE
Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.x CLOSE
Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.x CLOSE
Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.x CLOSE
The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.x CLOSE