DUDE, THE BUS WILLBE HERE ANY MINUTE
AND CARTMAN DIDN'TSHOW UP FOR SCHOOL.
YEAH THIS ISTHE THIRD DAY IN A ROW.
I WONDERWHAT'S WRONG.
( mumbling )
( laughing )
MAYBE WE SHOULD DITCH SCHOOLAND CHECK ON HIM.
C'MON,WE'RE RUNNING LATE !
WE'RE NOT GETTING ON,YOU FAT UGLY BITCH.
WHAT DIDYOU SAY ?!
I SAID "WE'RE NOT GETTING ON,YOU FAT UGLY BITCH."
WHOA, DUDE !
I ALWAYS WONDEREDIF THAT WOULD WORK.
( doorbell )
HI, WE WERE WONDERINGWHY FAT ASS--I MEAN CARTMAN,
HASN'T BEEN SHOWINGUP FOR SCHOOL.
OH, HE'S JUST BEEN FEELINGUNDER THE WEATHER.
MAYBE YOU BOYSCAN CHEER HIM UP.
HE'S INTHE BACKYARD.
IN THE BACKYARD ?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE TEA,POLLY PRISSYPANTS ?
( Polly )YES, I WOULDLIKE SOME TEA, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME,POLLY PRISSYPANTS.
WOULD YOU LIKESOME TEA, FROG ?
( Frog )YES PLEASE, ERIC.WHY ARE YOU SO COOL ?
I DON'T KNOW FROG,I JUST AM.
( Polly )YOU ARE SOSTRONG AND SMART
AND EVERYBODYLIKES YOU.
WELL THANK YOU,POLLY PRISSYPANTS.
HOW NICE OF YOU.
DUDE, THIS IS PRETTY---- UP RIGHT HERE.
( mumbling )
C'MON, LET'S GOMAKE FUN OF HIM.
NO DUDE, THIS LOOKSREALLY SERIOUS.
I THINKWE BETTER GET HELP.
( Panda )ERIC, YOU ARE THECOOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
THIS ISTREMENDOUS TEA.
WHY THANK YOUPETER PANDA.
IT'S A DISTINCTIVEEARL GRAY.
ERIC IS THE BEST.
HURRAY FOR ERIC !
ERIC KICKS ASS.
SOMETHING'S REALLYWRONG WITH CARTMAN.
OH, WELL,THERE'S A NEWS FLASH.
WE SAW HIM HAVING A TEA PARTYWITH HIS STUFFED ANIMALS.
YEAH, HE WAS DOING THEIR VOICESAND POURING TEA FOR THEM.
ERIC IS OBVIOUSLYSUFFERING
FROM SOME KINDOF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
WHAT DOYOU MEAN ?
HAVE YOU BOYS NOTICEDANYTHING RECENTLY
THAT TROUBLED ERIC ?
OBVIOUSLY SOMETHINGIS BOTHERING HIM, OKAY ?
OH, OF COURSE !
MY VIDEO CAMERA !
BOYS IF YOU COULDVIDEOTAPE ERIC'S BEHAVIOR,
THEN I CAN STUDY HIMPSYCHOLOGICALLY
AND FIND OUTWHAT'S WRONG, OKAY ?
IS THAT LEGAL ?
OH, HELL YES.
THAT'S A LOVELY DRESS YOU AREWEARING, POLLY PRISSYPANTS.
( Polly )OH, THANK YOU ERIC.
YOU ARE A PERFECT GENTLEMANAND YOU'RE A SMART ONE TOO.
( Panda )YES ERIC YOU ARESTRONG AND SMART AND COOL.
EVERYBODY LIKES YOUVERY MUCH.
THAT'S NICEPETER PANDA.
DUDE, THIS IS GONNA BETHE FUNNIEST TAPE EVER MADE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINKMR. MACKY NEEDS ?
I DON'T KNOW,JUST KEEP ROLLING.
MORE TEA ?
( monster )YES, PLEASE, ERIC.
YOU ARE TOUGHAND HANDSOME.
AND WHAT DO YOUTHINK ABOUT ME FROG ?
( Frog )I THINK YOU'RE A BIG FATPIECE OF CRAP.
Eric's Tea Party
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE