I WISH I'D NEVER HADA NOSE JOB !
DAMN THIS BEAUTIFULFACE OF MINE !
DAMMIT TO HELL !
WE HAVE TO GETTHE SURGERY AGAIN MR. HAT.
I WANNA BE THEOLD ME AGAIN !
LET'S CATCH UP ON OURCURSIVE HANDWRITING.
DOWN, DOWN,EVERYBODY DOWN !
WHAT THE HELL... ?
SO, WE MEET AGAINMISS ELLEN.
AND JUST WHAT ISGOING ON HERE MISTER ?!
I AM AKIM KURACHI
OF THE MIGHTYNATION OF IRAQ.
THIS WOMAN IS A TRAITORTO OUR GOVERNMENT.
IT'S A LIE !
SHE HAS KILLEDTHOUSANDS,
+ I'M GOING DOWNI ASSURE YOU.K +
MISS ELLEN,IS THIS TRUE ?
WE MUST TAKE HER BACKTO IRAQ IMMEDIATELY !
OH COOL !
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,PLEASE !
THERE IS A BLACKAND WHITE PHOTO
OF MISS ELLENAND OUR LEADER !
HER REAL NAME ISMAKESCH IRAQ MALKARAKESH.
YOU CERTAINLY TRIED TOPUT ONE OVER ON US !
TAKE HER AWAY !
NO, GET AWAYFROM ME !
OH MY GOD,SHE KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARD !
WOW, WHATINCREDIBLE IRONY ?
( sirens )
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
MISS ELLEN WAS ACRIMINAL IRAQI FUGITIVE !
YEAH, YOU JUSTNEVER KNOW.
WELL, I GUESSI'M SORRY
THAT I WAS IGNORINGYOU AND STUFF.
HAPPY VALENTINE'SDAY STAN.
NO, IT'SOKAY STAN !
EVERYTHING'S GOINGTO BE OKAY.
CARTMAN, AREYOU STILL TRYING
TO BECOME A LESBIAN ?!
YEAH DUDE, MY MOMSAYS ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS CHOMPON THIS BOX.
Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
Wendy and Stan fall back in love.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
The class gets a substitute teacher.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys that Ms. Ellen is a lesbian.x CLOSE
Wendy and Stan fall back in love.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job.x CLOSE
Wendy gives Ms. Ellen a warning.x CLOSE
Wendy is jealous of Ms. Ellen.x CLOSE
Chef asks Ms. Ellen to dinner.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison wakes up from surgery.x CLOSE
The class gives Ms. Ellen Valentine's Day presents.x CLOSE
The boys try to turn into lesbians.x CLOSE