STAN, YOU KNOW IT'SALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY.
I KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GOON A CRUISE OR SOMETHING.
I CAN'T AFFORDA CRUISE, DUDE.
I KNOW, BUT WE CAN MAKEA LITTLE BOAT OUT OF CARDBOARD
AND PRETENDIT'S A CRUISE !
( hysterical laughing )
SHUT UP,CARTMAN !
THAT ISSO LAME !
( laughing )
AND THEN WE COULD DRESS UPIN LITTLE COSTUMES
AND PRETENDWE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
( hysterical laughing )
( Cartman )STOP THIS !
CHILDREN, I HAVE SOMEDIFFICULT NEWS FOR YOU.
MR. GARRISON WON'T BETEACHING FOR A WHILE.
HE HAS TOHAVE SURGERY !
( cheers )
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVEA SUBSTITUTE TEACHER !
( moans )
AND I WANT YOUTO SHOW THE SUBSTITUTE
THE SAME RESPECTYOU SHOW FOR MR. GARRISON.
YES, LITTLE BOY ?
WE DON'T HAVE RESPECTFOR MR. GARRISON.
OH.
ANY-HOO, I WANT YOU ALLTO MEET YOUR NEW SUBSTITUTE,
MISS ELLEN.
HELLO CHILDREN.
WHOA !
WHOA !
WOW,SHE'SPRETTY.
( mumbling )
YOU CANSAY THAT AGAIN.
( mumbling )
GOOD LUCK,MISS ELLEN.
IF THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL,JUST USE THIS TEAR GAS.
THANK YOU.
I'M SUREI'LL BE FINE.
YOU MUST BE VERY UPSET ABOUTYOUR TEACHER HAVING SURGERY,
BUT I PROMISE I'LL TRY TO MAKETHINGS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE
FOR ALL OF US.
( gasping )
STAN ?
STAN !
NOW LET ME TRYAND LEARN YOUR NAMES
BY YOURSEATING ASSIGNMENTS.
YOU AREERIC CARTMAN ?
YES, MA'AM !
OKAY, AND,YOU MUST BE STAN MARSH !
DO YOU NEED TO GOTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE ?
NO, HE ALWAYS PUKESWHEN HE'S IN LOVE.
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,CARTMAN !
SO YOU'RE ALRIGHT ?
DUDE, YOU HADWAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST !
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The class gets a substitute teacher.

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