STAN, YOU KNOW IT'SALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY.

I KNOW.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GOON A CRUISE OR SOMETHING.

I CAN'T AFFORDA CRUISE, DUDE.

I KNOW, BUT WE CAN MAKEA LITTLE BOAT OUT OF CARDBOARD

AND PRETENDIT'S A CRUISE !

( hysterical laughing )

SHUT UP,CARTMAN !

THAT ISSO LAME !

( laughing )

AND THEN WE COULD DRESS UPIN LITTLE COSTUMES

AND PRETENDWE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

( hysterical laughing )

( Cartman )STOP THIS !

CHILDREN, I HAVE SOMEDIFFICULT NEWS FOR YOU.

MR. GARRISON WON'T BETEACHING FOR A WHILE.

HE HAS TOHAVE SURGERY !

( cheers )

SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVEA SUBSTITUTE TEACHER !

( moans )

AND I WANT YOUTO SHOW THE SUBSTITUTE

THE SAME RESPECTYOU SHOW FOR MR. GARRISON.

YES, LITTLE BOY ?

WE DON'T HAVE RESPECTFOR MR. GARRISON.

OH.

ANY-HOO, I WANT YOU ALLTO MEET YOUR NEW SUBSTITUTE,

MISS ELLEN.

HELLO CHILDREN.

WHOA !

WHOA !

WOW,SHE'SPRETTY.

( mumbling )

YOU CANSAY THAT AGAIN.

( mumbling )

GOOD LUCK,MISS ELLEN.

IF THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL,JUST USE THIS TEAR GAS.

THANK YOU.

I'M SUREI'LL BE FINE.

YOU MUST BE VERY UPSET ABOUTYOUR TEACHER HAVING SURGERY,

BUT I PROMISE I'LL TRY TO MAKETHINGS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE

FOR ALL OF US.

( gasping )

STAN ?

STAN !

NOW LET ME TRYAND LEARN YOUR NAMES

BY YOURSEATING ASSIGNMENTS.

YOU AREERIC CARTMAN ?

YES, MA'AM !

OKAY, AND,YOU MUST BE STAN MARSH !

DO YOU NEED TO GOTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE ?

NO, HE ALWAYS PUKESWHEN HE'S IN LOVE.

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,CARTMAN !

SO YOU'RE ALRIGHT ?

DUDE, YOU HADWAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST !