THAT'S FOR YOURSTUPID MOTHER !
SHE MADE ME MISS"TERRANCE AND PHILLIP"LAST NIGHT.
YEAH WHAT'STHE BIG IDEA
HAVING YOUR MOM CALLALL OUR MOMS LAST NIGHT ?
I DIDN'T HAVE HER DO IT,SHE DID IT ON HER OWN.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPENEVERY MONTH ?
IT SEEMS LIKE RIGHT ABOUTTHE SAME TIME EVERY MONTH
KYLE'S MOM GETS A HAIRUP HER ASS ABOUT SOMETHING
AND I ALWAYS END UPGETTING SCREWED BY IT.
A CERTAIN STUDENT'S MOTHERCALLED ME LAST NIGHT.
GEE, I WONDER WHO'S MOTHERTHAT COULD'VE BEEN.
SHE INFORMED ME THATSOME OF YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING
A NAUGHTY SHOW CALLED"TERRANCE AND PHILLIP".
( all giggling )
WATCHING THAT SHOWIS BAD, MR. GARRISON.
THAT'S RIGHT,MR. HAT.
SHOWS LIKE"TERRANCE AND PHILLIP"
ARE WHAT WE CALL"TOILET HUMOR".
THEY DON'TEXPAND YOUR MINDS.
YOU SEE CHILDREN,THESE KINDS OF SHOWS
ARE SENSELESS,VILE TRASH.
KENNY, WHY ARE YOULATE TO CLASS ?
OH, OKAY,KENNY BE SEATED.
NOW AS I WAS SAYING,
THE REASON THE PARENTSOF SOUTH PARK ARE SO UPSET
YES KENNY,WHAT IS IT ?
( mumbling )
YOU JUST CAMEFROM THE BATHROOM.
( loud mumbling )
OKAY, OKAY,GO AHEAD.
AS I WAS SAYING, YOU ALLSEEM TO ENJOY THE SHOW
EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'TBASED IN REALITY.
THERE'S MUCH MORE TO LIFETHAN TWO YOUNG MEN
FARTING ON EACH OTHER.
( loud diarrhea sounds )
AND THROUGHOUT HISTORYTHERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SHOWS
THAT HAVE COME AND GONETHAT HAVE BEEN VERY BAD
AND USUALLY THEY GET TAKENRIGHT OFF THE AIR.
YOU SHOULD BE SPENDING YOUR TIMEENLIGHTENING YOUR MIND
WITH MORE INTELLIGENTENTERTAINMENT.
SMELLS LIKE YOU SLAUGHTEREDA COW IN THERE KENNY !
PAY ATTENTIONCHILDREN !
I'M GOING TO JOINYOUR PARENTS IN REQUESTING
THAT YOU DON'T WATCH"TERRANCE AND PHILLIP"ANYMORE EVER.
NOT WATCH IT EVER ?
THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN,ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ?
YES STANLY ?
IS IT OKAY TO KILL SOMEBODYIF THEY WANT YOU TO ?
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
MY GRANDPA KEEPS ASKING THATI KILL HIM ALL THE TIME.
SOMETIMES I WONDERIF I SHOULD.
I THINK THAT A PERSON HASA RIGHT TO DIE IF THEY WANNA.
THERE'S THIS GUYNAMEDJACK LABORKIAN
THAT GOES AND AND MURDERS PEOPLETHAT ASK HIM TO.
AND HE DOESN'T GET INTOANY TROUBLE AT ALL.
MAYBE WE CAN GETHIMTO KILL KYLE'S MOM.
SO IS IT OKAY TO ASSISTANTSOMEBODY WITH SUICIDE ?
I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONEWITH A 20 FOOT POLE.
( loud mumbles )
( diarrhea sounds )
Kyle's mom warns the other parents about "Terrance and Phillip."
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh asks Stan to kill him.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom warns the other parents about "Terrance and Phillip."x CLOSE
Stan asks Jesus about his grandpa.x CLOSE
The Moms don't approve of "Terrance and Phillip."x CLOSE
Stan asks Chef about killing his grandpa.x CLOSE
The parents discuss "Terrance and Phillip."x CLOSE
Grandpa tries to get Cartman to kill him.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Grandpa on television.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom leads the protest in New York.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to kill Grandpa.x CLOSE