THIS MUST BE IT.
LOOKS LIKENOBODY'S HOME.
GUESS WE SHOULD COME BACKSOME OTHER TIME.
NO, CARTMAN,WE'RE GOING IN THERE
AND SPLICING FLUFFYAND MY ELEPHANT TOGETHER.
IT'S OKAY, FLUFFY,I WON'T LET THEM HURT YOU.
IT'S JUSTA STUPID PIG.
QUIT BEINGSUCH A BABY.
WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GETMY ASS KICKED BY A GIRL !
AT LEAST I'M NOTA LITTLE PIG--
I'M TAKING MY PIG,AND SCREW YOU GUYS !
I'M GOING HOME !
THIS WHOLE IDEAIS STUPID ANYWAY !
WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ?YOU FAT SWEATY MONGOLOID.
YOU NEVER GETHIGHER THAN A "D" !
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACKTO SAN FRANCISCO
WITH THE RESTOF THE JEWS !
THERE'S NO JEWS INSAN FRANCISCO YOU RETARD !
I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
WE WANNA CROSSBREEDAN ELEPHANT WITH A PIG.
HUGE ELEPHANT-SIZED PIGS.
NO, WE WANNA MAKE LITTLEPOT-BELLIED ELEPHANTS
THAT PEOPLE CAN KEEPIN THEIR HOUSES AS PETS.
THAT'S AN EVENBETTER IDEA.
COME ON IN.
I'M SO PLEASED THATYOU CHILDREN ARE INTERESTED
IN GENETIC ENGINEERING.
IT'S OKAY, FLUFFY,NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.
IT'S THANKS TO THE WONDERSOF GENETIC ENGINEERING
THAT SOON THERE WILL BEAN END TO HUNGER,
DISEASE, POLLUTION,EVEN WAR.
I'VE CREATED THINGS
THAT WILL CHANGETHE WORLD FOR THE BETTER.
HERE'S A MONKEYWITH FOUR ASSES.
HOW DOES THATMAKE THE WORLD BETTER ?
AND HERE OF COURSE,IS MY FOUR-ASSED OSTRICH,
AND MY FOUR-ASSEDMONGOOSE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BESIDESANIMALS WITH FOUR ASSES ?
OH, WELL,I SUPPOSE SO.
OH, YES,OVER HERE.
HERE I HAVE RATSSPLICED WITH DUCKS.
AND GORILLAS SPLICEDWITH MOSQUITOES.
AND HERE I HAVE RABBITSSPLICED WITH FISH
TO MAKELITTLE BUNNY FISH.
THESE BUNNY EARS ARE TIED ONWITH LITTLE STRINGS !
AND OVER HERE SWISS CHEESESPLICED WITH CHALK
AND A BEARD.
WHAT ABOUT OURPOT-BELLIED ELEPHANT ?
OH, WELL,I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.
BUT PIG AND ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T SPLICE.
HAVEN'T YOU HEARDTHAT SONG BY LOVERBOY ?
WHICH SONGIS THAT ?
♪ PIG AND ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T SPLICE ♪
MAYBE I CAN HELP YOUADD A FEW ASSESTO THAT SWINE OF YOURS.
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HANDS OFFOFFLUFFY'S ASS !
IT'S AMAZINGWHAT WE CAN DO
WITH A LITTLEBLOOD SAMPLE THESE DAYS.
WHAT ?EXCUSE ME.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TAKINGSTAN'S BLOOD FOR ?
OH, PARDON ME,I TRIPPED.
COULD I HAVE SOMEHAIR, PLEASE ?
WATCH OUT, STAN,GENETIC ENGINEERS ARE CRAZY !
C'MON, FLUFFY !
Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat explains genetic engineering.x CLOSE
Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.x CLOSE
Stan brings his clone home to meet his sister.x CLOSE
Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.x CLOSE
Stan gets beat up by his sister. Again.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.x CLOSE
Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.x CLOSE
Love won't protect Stan from Shelly.x CLOSE
The Elephant and Fluffy get drunkenly in the mood to make love.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone escapes.x CLOSE