WHEN IS SATANGONNA SHOW UP ?
DID THE DEVILSHOW UP YET ?
HEY JESUS,IF YOU WIN THE FIGHT
CAN YOU TURN KENNYBACK TO NORMAL ?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN"IF" I WIN THE FIGHT ?
DON'T MIND HIM, JESUSHE'S JEWISH.
WE'RE ALLWITH YOU JESUS.
WE PUT EVERY DIME WE HAVE ON YOUBEATING THAT DARK PRINCE.
( applause )
THANK YOU FORYOUR FAITH,
BUT I THINK PERHAPSYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE SEVERITYOF THE SITUATION.
YOU'RE GONNAKICK HIS ASS, JESUS.
( chanting )
BEHOLD, THE EVIL ONEAPPROACHES.
HOLY POOP-ON-A-STICK !
PUNY SON OF JEHOVAH.
PREPARE TO ENTERTHY HOUSE OF PAIN.
HOLY CRAP, DUDESATAN IS HUGE !
NOW THAT IS A MAN WHO HASEATEN ALOT OF BEEF.
SON OF GOD,
I WILL SMASH THY FACEINTO SMALL LITTLE BITS.
OH... OH, YEAH ?
I HAVE SUCH DELIGHTFUL HORRORSTO UNLEASH UPON THEE.
OH, YEAH ?
SATAN WEIGHS IN AT...320 POUNDS, 4 OUNCES.
( crowd gasps )
JESUS CHRISTWEIGHS IN AT...
135 POUNDS, 1 OUNCE.
C'MON, I WEIGHMORE THAN THAT !
LET THE NEW PRINCEBE DECIDED ON SATURDAY.
FIRST SOUTH PARK,THEN THE WORLD.
WELL, I THINK I'LL...
I THINK ILEFT THE OVEN ON.
YEAH, I THINK I LEFTYOUR OVEN ON, TOO.
SEE YOU SATURDAY, JESUS,GOOD LUCK.
PUT MY MONEYON THE DEVIL !
CHANGE MY BET !
I WANT TO CHANGEMY BET TO SATAN.
I WASHERE FIRST.
AS YOUR COUNSELOR,I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE
The Weigh In
After the weigh in, the townspeople change their bets to Satan winning.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Damien turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.x CLOSE
Satan throws the fight and goes back to hell a wealthy devil.x CLOSE
After the weigh in, the townspeople change their bets to Satan winning.x CLOSE
Damien is the spawn of the Devil, and the new kid in class.x CLOSE
The boys seek help from Jesus.x CLOSE
Damien summons his dad to duke it out with Jesus.x CLOSE
The whole Jesus vs. Satan battle is ruining Cartman's birthday plansx CLOSE
Damien and Mr. Mackey discuss how to make friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets revenge on Damien.x CLOSE
Jesus is crazy if he thinks the town will bet on him to win.x CLOSE