IS GOING TO TELL US ALL ABOUTGENETIC ENGINEERING.
THAT'S RIGHT,MR. GARRISON.
GENETIC ENGINEERING ISAN EXCITING NEW SCIENCE.
YOU CAN SPLICE THE DNAFROM SOME ANIMALS
AND MAKETHEM BETTER.
MR. GARRISON ?
CAN YOU MAKEAN ELEPHANT SMALLER ?
WELL, YES,I SUPPOSE YOU COULD.
YOU COULD SPLICE ELEPHANT GENESWITH A DOG OR CAT
OR POT-BELLIED PIG GENES.
THAT'S IT !
I'M GONNA COMBINE MY ELEPHANTWITH A POT-BELLIED PIG
AND MAKE POT-BELLIEDELEPHANTS.
THEY'D BE SMARTLIKE ELEPHANTS,
BUT SMALL LIKE PIGS.
THAT'D BE COOL !
I'D WANT APOT-BELLIED ELEPHANT.
YES, I'LL PAY$50 FOR ONE.
SHUT UP !
WE COULD GENETICAL ENGINEERANYTHING WE WANT.
I BET I COULD CLONEA HUMAN BEING
BEFORE YOU CROSSBREEDAN ELEPHANT AND A PIG.
I'LL BETYOU CAN'T !
WELL, SPANK MY ASSAND CALL ME CHARLIE.
ISN'T THIS EXCITING ?
TWO "A+" STUDENTSIN A CLONING WAR.
YES, MR. GARRISON.
GENETIC ENGINEERINGLET'S US CORRECT
GOD'S HORRIBLE,HORRIBLE MISTAKES,
LIKE GERMAN PEOPLE.
YOU BOYS MIGHT WANNA VISITTHE GENETIC ENGINEERING RANCH
OUTSIDE OF TOWNFOR SOME HELP.
AND YOU COULDBOTH USE THIS
FOR YOUR SCIENCE FAIRPROJECTS NEXT MONTH.
GENETICENGINEERING RANCH ?
WAIT, WAIT,WE STILL NEED A PIG.
WE COULD USECARTMAN'S PIGS.
YOU LEAVE FLUFFYOUT OF THIS !
WE'RE NOT GONNAHURT HER.
WE JUST NEEDSOME OF HER BLOOD.
YOU'RE NOT USINGANY OF FLUFFY'S BLOOD !
I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !
KYLE, KYLE, NO !
STANLEY, CAN I TALK TO YOUFOR A MINUTE ?
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICETHAT BLACK EYE.
ARE THEREPROBLEMS AT HOME ?
HERE STANLEY,SIT DOWN,
HAVE SOME COCOA,
AND TELL YOUR FRIENDMR. HAT ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M YOUR FRIEND,MR. HAT, STAN,
YOU CANTELL ME ANYTHING.
NOW WHO HIT YOU ?
IS IT YOUR FATHEROR YOUR MOTHER ?
NEITHER,IT'S MY SISTER.
YOUR SISTER ?!
OH FOR PETE'S SAKE,DON'T BE SUCH A LITTLE WUS !
STOP WASTING MR. HAT'S TIMEWITH PANSY LITTLE FU-FU PROBLEMS
AND GIVE ME BACKMY COCOA !
Mr. Hat explains genetic engineering.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat explains genetic engineering.x CLOSE
Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.x CLOSE
Stan brings his clone home to meet his sister.x CLOSE
Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.x CLOSE
Stan gets beat up by his sister. Again.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.x CLOSE
Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.x CLOSE
Love won't protect Stan from Shelly.x CLOSE
The Elephant and Fluffy get drunkenly in the mood to make love.x CLOSE
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone escapes.x CLOSE