Ye, many of youare seeking answers,
and I am the wayfor you, my children.
Let's open thephone lines back up
for some questions.
Hello caller,you're on the air.
Yeah, isthis Jesus ?
Yes my son.
This is Robertfrom Torre Pines,
I called last week askingfor advice on my ex-wife.
Of course Robert,how are things now ?
Everything is muchbetter Jesus,
she hasn'tmouthed-off since.
I just wanted tothank you forthe advice.
Oh, and for dyingfor my sins too,
that was reallynice of you.
Blessed art thou,Robert.
Next caller,you're on the air.
( Stan )Hi Jesus, I havea dog and he's a,
he's a homosexual.
a lot of peoplehave wondered
what my stanceon homosexuality is,
so I'd like to stateonce and for all
my true opinion.
That's all the timewe have left
for "Jesus and Pals",
now stay tuned for"Marty's Movie Reviews".
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
I GOT CUT OFF FOR"MARTY'S STUPIDMOVIE REVIEWS" !
"MARTY'S MOVIE REVIEWS"ARE ON, KICK ASS !
ISN'T THERE ANYBODYWHO CAN HELP ME ?
ISN'T THERE ANYBODYWHO CARES ?
COME ON DUDE,
WE HAVE TO GETTO PRACTICE.
IT'S NOT OKAY, I DON'TWANT A GAY DOG.
I WANT A BUTCH DOG,I WANT A "RIN TIN TIN".
Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment and a lesson on homosexuality.x CLOSE
Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.x CLOSE
Sparky is taken in by Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
The boys set up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester.x CLOSE
The football team practices in preparation for the homecoming game.x CLOSE
Sparky has sex with Rex in front of Stan's football team.x CLOSE
Stan unsuccessfully tries to un-gay Sparky.x CLOSE
Jimbo loses faith in Stan's football skills.x CLOSE
Stan has more bad luck turning Sparky straight.x CLOSE
Chef gets worked up over the football.x CLOSE