Ye, many of youare seeking answers,
and I am the wayfor you, my children.
Let's open thephone lines back up
for some questions.
Hello caller,you're on the air.
Yeah, isthis Jesus ?
Yes my son.
This is Robertfrom Torre Pines,
I called last week askingfor advice on my ex-wife.
Of course Robert,how are things now ?
Everything is muchbetter Jesus,
she hasn'tmouthed-off since.
I just wanted tothank you forthe advice.
Oh, and for dyingfor my sins too,
that was reallynice of you.
Blessed art thou,Robert.
Next caller,you're on the air.
( Stan )Hi Jesus, I havea dog and he's a,
he's a homosexual.
a lot of peoplehave wondered
what my stanceon homosexuality is,
so I'd like to stateonce and for all
my true opinion.
That's all the timewe have left
for "Jesus and Pals",
now stay tuned for"Marty's Movie Reviews".
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
I GOT CUT OFF FOR"MARTY'S STUPIDMOVIE REVIEWS" !
"MARTY'S MOVIE REVIEWS"ARE ON, KICK ASS !
ISN'T THERE ANYBODYWHO CAN HELP ME ?
ISN'T THERE ANYBODYWHO CARES ?
COME ON DUDE,
WE HAVE TO GETTO PRACTICE.
IT'S NOT OKAY, I DON'TWANT A GAY DOG.
I WANT A BUTCH DOG,I WANT A "RIN TIN TIN".
Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.