HEY STAN, DID YOU SEE THATRAINBOW THIS MORNING ?
YEAH,IT WAS HUGE.
I HATETHOSE THINGS !
YEAH, WHAT'S THERETO HATE ABOUT RAINBOWS ?
WELL, YOU KNOW...
YOU'LL JUST BE SITTING THEREMINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
AND THEY'LL COMEMARCHING IN
AND CRAWL UP YOUR LEG
AND START BITINGTHE INSIDE OF YOUR ASS.
AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE,
"HEY, GET OUT OF MY ASS,YOU STUPID RAINBOWS !"
CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
I'M TALKINGABOUT RAINBOWS.
I HATE THOSEFREAKING THINGS.
RAINBOWS ARE THOSELITTLE ARCHES OF COLOR
THAT SHOW UPDURING A RAINSTORM.
OH, RAINBOWS !
OH YEAH, I LIKE THOSE,THOSE ARE COOL.
WHAT WEREYOUTALKING ABOUT ?
OH, NOTHING,FORGET IT.
NO, WHAT MARCHES IN,CRAWLS UP YOUR LEG
AND BITES THE INSIDEOF YOUR ASS ?!
REMEMBER THE"SAVE OUR FRAGILE PLANET"ESSAY CONTEST
THAT YOU CHILDREN WORKEDSO HARD ON LAST MONTH ?
ONE OF OUR VERY OWNSOUTH PARK STUDENTS
HAS WON THENATIONAL PRIZE.
WOW, I KNEWI WOULD WIN.
GOSH, MR. GARRISON,THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
THAT'S RIGHTMR. HAT,
THE WINNER OF THE NATIONAL"SAVE OUR FRAGILE PLANET"CONTEST IS...
ON WRITING THEAWARD WINNING PAPER.
KICK ASS !
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !
HE DOESN'T KNOW A RAIN FORESTFROM A POP-TART !
YEAH I DO,POP-TARTS ARE FROSTED !
OUT OF OVERA MILLION PAPERS
ERIC'S WAS CHOSEN ASTHE GRAND PRIZE WINNER.
WHAT DID YOUWRITE ABOUT ?
YOU KNOW,THIS AND THAT.
HE DOESN'T EVENKNOWWHAT HE WROTE ABOUT !
WHAT WAS YOUR PAPERABOUT, WENDY ?
MY PAPER WAS ONTHE SUFFERING
WELL,YOU SEE ?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTENA PAPER ABOUT DOLPHINS.
DUDE, DOLPHINS ARE THE SECONDSMARTEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET.
IF THEY'RESO DAMN SMART
HOW COME THEY GET CAUGHT INFISHING NETS ALL THE TIME ?
WAIT, WAIT,THERE'S MORE.
IT SAYS HERETHAT ERIC'S TROPHY
WILL BE PRESENTEDTO HIM BY..
"KATHIE LEE GIFFORD" ?
KATHIE LEE IS COMINGTO SOUTH PARK ?
AND THE PRESENTATION WILL BEON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
( thinking )Kathie Lee Gifford.
I don't believe it.
Essay Contest Winner
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.x CLOSE