DO YOU SIDEWITH THOSE WANTING XBOXES,
OR WILL YOU JOIN USON BLACK FRIDAY
AND FIGHT FOR PS4s?
- ARE YOU FOR REAL?
- YOU KNOW THAT THE PS4IS A BETTER CHOICE.
I MEAN, COME ON.
- OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO GOWITH THE PS4.
THEY'RE BLACKER.- THEN JOIN US.
WE NEED PEOPLE TO HELP USBE THE FIRST 20 INSIDE THE MALL.
- UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT
UNTIL THE PS4s BECOME CHEAPERAND MORE AVAILABLE.
- NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS ABOUT MORETHAN BLACK FRIDAY.
BATTLE LINES ARE BEING DRAWN.
IF YOU WAIT IT OUT
BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADYDECIDED TO GO WITH XBOX,
THEN THAT WILLBECOME THE STANDARD.
THE PS4 WOULD BE LIKEWHAT BETAMAX WAS TO VHS.
- WHAT'S BETAMAX?
- WHAT'S VHS?
- LOOK, WE'RE JUST ASKING PEOPLEWHO WANT TO PLAY ON PS4s
TO FIGHTFOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN.
- SORRY, I GUESSWE JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH.
- COME ON, SIR STAN.
THERE MUST BE KIDS SOMEWHEREWHO WILL JOIN US.
- LADY MCKORMICK, I WAS HOPINGI COULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT KYLE.
- I'M NOT SURE IF HIS HEARTIS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
IF HE WERETO EVER SWITCH SIDES,
IT COULD MAKE STAN'S ARMYPROBLEMATIC FOR US.
- TRUE,BUT WE CAN'T LET KYLE
COME IN THE WAYOF WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS.
LET'S FACE IT,LADY MCKORMICK,
THIS IS REALLY ABOUT YOU AND MEGETTING XBOX ONES.
THE OTHERS ARE SIMPLY THERE
TO HELP US GETINSIDE THOSE DOORS.
- YOU HAVE A STRONG INFLUENCEOVER THE REST OF THE MEN,
ALL I'M SAYING IS THATWHEN THE TIME COMES,
I MIGHT NEED YOUTO USE THAT INFLUENCE
TO HAVE KYLE TAKEN CARE OF.
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?
- HEY, YOU DAMN KIDS!GET THE HELL OUT OF MY YARD.
- [BEEPED] YOU, DUDE.THIS IS THE GARDEN OF ANDROS.
- NO, IT'S MY DAMN GARDEN,
AND I'M SICK OF YOU KIDSDRESSING UP
AND HAVING TALKS OF BETRAYALIN IT.
Battle Lines Are Being Drawn
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Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.x CLOSE
Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.x CLOSE
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.x CLOSE
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.x CLOSE
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.x CLOSE
Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.x CLOSE
The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.x CLOSE
The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.x CLOSE
Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.x CLOSE