- IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED, MIKE.
MY GOD, WE MIGHTHAVE WON THIS THING.
SIR, WE HAVE SOMEINCREDIBLE NEWS.
THERE ARE RUMORS OF HUNDREDSOF THOUSANDS OF STOLEN BALLOTS.
YOU MIGHT HAVE WON THE ELECTIONAFTER ALL!
- THERE'S NOTHING HERE, KYLE.
- ANYTHING IN THE BASEMENT,JIMMY?
- JUST OLD JUNK AND BOXES OFERIC'S MOM'S DILDOS.
- WELL, KEEP LOOKING!
- OH, MY GOODNESS,WHAT'S GOING ON?
- SORRY, MS. CARTMAN,
BUT YOUR SON TOOK SOME THINGSTHAT DIDN'T BELONG TO HIM.
- OH, I'VE TOLD HIM TO RESPECTPEOPLE'S PROPERTY.
WHAT DID HE TAKE?
- HE STOLE BALLOTSIN ALL THE SWING STATES
SO THE WRONG PERSONWAS ELECTED PRESIDENT.
- OH, WELL, NO TV FOR HIMFOR A FEW DAYS.
- THERE'S NOTHING HERE, KYLE.NOT EVEN ONE SCOOBY CLUE.
- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS!LOOK!
DUDE, IT'S BOBA FETT'S SHIP!
- JUST WHAT THE DICKENSIS GOING ON HERE, HA HA?
- OH, SHIT, IT'S HIM AGAIN.
- WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A DEALWITH THE CHINESE?!
I OWN ALL THIS SHIT NOW!
I OWN THE DEATH STAR,I OWN TATOOINE--IT'S ALL MINE!
ALRIGHT, FUCKERS, WHERE ARETHE MISSING BALLOTS?! HA HA.
Not Even One Scooby Clue!
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.
Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.x CLOSE
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.x CLOSE
With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.x CLOSE
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.x CLOSE
With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.x CLOSE
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.x CLOSE
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.x CLOSE
Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.x CLOSE