OR DO WE JUST STAY OUT OF IT?
- HOW DO YOU TELL HIM?
SORRY, BUT THE U.P.S. MANIS BANGING YOUR WIFE."
IT'S REALLY NONEOF OUR BUSINESS.
- IF MY WIFE WAS HAVING SEXWITH THE U.P.S. MAN,
I WOULD WANT YOU GUYSTO TELL ME.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT?
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
THIS IS A GUY WHO VISITSALL OUR HOUSES DURING THE DAY,
WHO CLEARLY HASA KIND OF INSATIABLE LUST.
I MEAN, SOMEBODY WHO WOULDHAVE SEX WITH KYLE'S MOM
WOULD HAVE SEXWITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
- OH, COME ON,
HE CAN'T BE TRYING THATWITH ALL OUR WIVES.
- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
THERE IS TO BE PRICE TO BE PAIDWITH HAVING THINGS CONVENIENT.
USED TO BE A MAN HADTO GO TO THE STORE
TO BUY HIMSELF A PITCHEROF MILK.
YEAH, BUT MEN GOT LAZY.
THEY WANTED THAT MILK DELIVEREDRIGHT TO THE DOOR.
ONLY PROBLEM WAS,THE GUY DELIVERING THAT MILK
ENDED UPFUCKING YOUR WIFE.
SURE, YOU HAD YOUR NICE,COLD MILK
DELIVEREDRIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP,
BUT YOUR WIFE WAS GETTINGPOUNDED OUT LIKE A MALLARD DUCK.
AND NOW YOU GOT YOUR AMAZON...
AND THE MILK MAN'S COME BACK.
AND NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.
The Milk Man's Come Back
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE