I'VE WATCHED SOME MORE GAME OF THRONES.
- AH, YES, PALADIN BUTTERS.ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?
- WELL, IT'S PRETTY GOOD,I GUESS.
BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICEDTHAT ALMOST EVERY TIME
THEY SHOW A GUY'S WIENERTHAT GUY'S CHARACTER IS GAY?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WELL, IT'S JUST THAT THEY HAVEA LOT OF GIRLS' BOOBS
AND VAGINAS AND STUFF,
BUT MOST TIMESTHEY SHOW A MAN'S WIENER,
IT'S BECAUSE THAT GUY'S INA LOVE SCENE WITH ANOTHER GUY.
YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSEGAY WIENERS ARE LESS THREATENING
TO WOMEN VIEWERS?
- I BELIEVE YOU MIGHT BE MISSINGTHE GREATER POINT OF SHOW,
- YEAH, I KNOW.
WINTER IS COMING,
AND THERE'S DRAGONS AND ZOMBIESON THE WAY.
I'M PRETTY EXCITEDFOR THAT.
JUST CAN DO WITH A LITTLE LESSGAY WIENER IS ALL.
- WE HAVE WORDFROM THE KINDERGARTNERS.
THEY'VE AGREED TO JOIN US.
- THOSE XBOX ONESARE AS GOOD AS OURS.
all: YEAH!- WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,XBOX ONES?
- THAT'S WHATTHIS IS ALL ABOUT, CRAIG.
WE'RE ALL TRYING TO GETXBOX ONES ON BLACK FRIDAY.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTINGPLAYSTATION 4s.
- WHAT?- UH, ME TOO.
- NO, GUYS,
WHEN I SAID WE'RE GONNA GETTHE NEXT GEN GAMING SYSTEMS,
I WAS OBVIOUSLY TALKINGABOUT XBOXES.
- BUT I WANT A PS4,NOT A CRAPPY XBOX.
- LOOK, GUYS.
WE ALL HAVE TO AGREEON ONE SYSTEM.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- IF SOME OF US ARE ON PS4s,BUT THE REST OF US ARE ON XBOXES
THEN WE ALLCAN'T PLAY TOGETHER ONLINE.
SEE? THIS IS ALL ABOUTCOMMITTING TO ONE MACHINE.
- RIGHT.LET'S ALL GET PS4s.
- NO, THE XBOXESARE GONNA BE BETTER.
- THEY'RE NOT BETTER,THEY'RE JUST MORE EXPENSIVE.
- WE ARE GETTING XBOX ONES,GUYS, AND THAT IS FINAL.
- THAT'S EXACTLYHOW XBOX PEOPLE ARE.
- YEAH!- FINE!
IF YOU GUYS DON'T WANNAJOIN US ON BLACK FRIDAY
TO GET XBOXES,THEN THAT'S FINE!
- WE'RE STILL GOING TO FIGHTON BLACK FRIDAY,
JUST NOT WITH YOU.
- OH, IT'S GOING TO BELIKE THAT, IS IT?
- EVERYONE WHO WANTSTO GET PS4s, JOIN WITH US.
- NO, WE CAN'T DIVIDELIKE THIS.
STAN, YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE,RIGHT?
- I LIKE THE PS4'SCONTROLLER BETTER.
- STAN, THE PS4 DOESN'T HAVETHE SEAMLESS TRANSITION
BETWEEN GAMES, MOVIES, AND TVOFFERED BY XBOX ONE.
- THE PS4 CONTROLLERHAS A TOUCHPAD INTERFACE.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
I TOLD YOU I THOUGHTTHE PS4 WAS BETTER,
BUT YOU NEVER WANTEDTO LISTEN TO ME, KYLE.
YOU JUST HAD YOUR HEAD SO SETBECAUSE...
BECAUSE THAT'SHOW XBOX PEOPLE ARE.
- THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOUON BLACK FRIDAY.
- IF I SEE YOU AT THE MALL,KYLE,
I WILL HAVE TO TRYTO BEAT YOU INSIDE.
- I KNOW.
- COME ON, KYLE.
LET THESE SONY [BEEPED] WALLOW
IN THEIR LIMITED VOICE CONTROLFUNCTIONALITY.
That's How Xbox People Are
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.x CLOSE
Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.x CLOSE
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.x CLOSE
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.x CLOSE
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.x CLOSE
Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.x CLOSE
The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.x CLOSE
The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.x CLOSE
Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.x CLOSE