- YOU'LL NEVER GUESSWHAT HAPPENED.
BUTTERS JUST BEAT UPSCOTT MALKINSON.
- IT WAS CRAZY.
SCOTT WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT
HOW HE NEEDED TO TAKEHIS INSULIN SHOT,
AND OUT OF NOWHERE,BUTTERS SAID HE'S SICK
OF PEOPLE WITH DIABETESFEELING SORRY FOR THEMSELVES.
SCOTT TOLD BUTTERSTO SHUT UP,
AND BUTTERS JUST STARTEDWAILING ON HIM.
- YOU'RE TALKINGABOUT BUTTERS.
- DUDE, I AM TELLING YOU.
BUTTERS BEAT THE CRAPOUT OF SCOTT,
AND THEN HE LOCKED HIMSELFIN THE BATHROOM.
- BUTTERS?- LEAVE ME ALONE!
- BUTTERS, COME OUT HERE.
- GET OUT OF HERE,ALL OF YOU!
- BUTTERS,PEOPLE CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
BEATING UP PEOPLEWHO HAVE DIABETES.
NOW, WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEM IS,YOU JUST--
- YOU JUST THINK YOU KNOWEVERYTHING, DON'T YOU, KYLE?
EVERY LITTLE THING,YOU GOTTA SHOOT YOUR MOUTH OFF
LIKE YOU'RETHE FREAKIN' EXPERT!
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING,
BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIENDIS A KID WHO THINKS
THE ENTIRE PLANETREVOLVES AROUND HIM,
AND HE ONLY CARESABOUT HIS IMAGE!
YOU GUYS THINK CARTMAN ISTHE ONLY SELFISH PIECE OF CRAP
AT THIS SCHOOL?
YOU'RE ALL FAKEAND STUCK UP,
AND NONE OF YOU HAVETHE COURAGE TO TELL JIMMY
THAT HIS JOKES AREN'T FUNNY.
THE ONLY KID HERE WITH ANY SENSEOF DIGNITY IS KENNY.
AND THE REST OF YOU HAVEYOUR HEADS UP YOUR BUTTS!
- WELL, APPARENTLY KENNYIS BUTTERS' BEST FRIEND.
YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE OUT,KENNY?
- AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING!
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRIVIALIZINGEVERYTHING I SAY
BY GETTING THE LAST WORD!
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTINGTHE LAST WORD THIS TIME!
- DOUBLE WOW![door locks]
You Have Your HEADS UP YOUR BUTTS!
After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.x CLOSE
Butters' parents meet with Principal Victoria, only to realize their son is flowering.x CLOSE
Butters' parents tell him the truth about his heritage.x CLOSE
Kenny gives Butters some much needed help getting his journey started.x CLOSE
Butters finally arrives in his native homeland.x CLOSE
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,x CLOSE
During Butters' Hapa Loa ceremony, the natives discover their way of life is being threatened.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians fight back and begin removing tourists from the island.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians discuss what to do with Kenny.x CLOSE
Kenny undergoes the trial by Opaekaka as the Native Hawaiians look on.x CLOSE