- FELLAS!

FELLAS!- WHAT?

- YOU'LL NEVER GUESSWHAT HAPPENED.

BUTTERS JUST BEAT UPSCOTT MALKINSON.

- BUTTERS?WHY?

- IT WAS CRAZY.

SCOTT WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT

HOW HE NEEDED TO TAKEHIS INSULIN SHOT,

AND OUT OF NOWHERE,BUTTERS SAID HE'S SICK

OF PEOPLE WITH DIABETESFEELING SORRY FOR THEMSELVES.

SCOTT TOLD BUTTERSTO SHUT UP,

AND BUTTERS JUST STARTEDWAILING ON HIM.

- YOU'RE TALKINGABOUT BUTTERS.

- DUDE, I AM TELLING YOU.

BUTTERS BEAT THE CRAPOUT OF SCOTT,

AND THEN HE LOCKED HIMSELFIN THE BATHROOM.

- BUTTERS?- LEAVE ME ALONE!

- BUTTERS, COME OUT HERE.

- GET OUT OF HERE,ALL OF YOU!

- BUTTERS,PEOPLE CAN'T JUST GO AROUND

BEATING UP PEOPLEWHO HAVE DIABETES.

NOW, WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEM IS,YOU JUST--

- YOU JUST THINK YOU KNOWEVERYTHING, DON'T YOU, KYLE?

EVERY LITTLE THING,YOU GOTTA SHOOT YOUR MOUTH OFF

LIKE YOU'RETHE FREAKIN' EXPERT!

WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING,

BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIENDIS A KID WHO THINKS

THE ENTIRE PLANETREVOLVES AROUND HIM,

AND HE ONLY CARESABOUT HIS IMAGE!

YOU GUYS THINK CARTMAN ISTHE ONLY SELFISH PIECE OF CRAP

AT THIS SCHOOL?

YOU'RE ALL FAKEAND STUCK UP,

AND NONE OF YOU HAVETHE COURAGE TO TELL JIMMY

THAT HIS JOKES AREN'T FUNNY.

THE ONLY KID HERE WITH ANY SENSEOF DIGNITY IS KENNY.

AND THE REST OF YOU HAVEYOUR HEADS UP YOUR BUTTS!

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- WELL, APPARENTLY KENNYIS BUTTERS' BEST FRIEND.

YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE OUT,KENNY?

- AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING!

YOU'RE ALWAYS TRIVIALIZINGEVERYTHING I SAY

BY GETTING THE LAST WORD!

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTINGTHE LAST WORD THIS TIME!

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- WOW.

- DOUBLE WOW![door locks]